Hot Dog Wielding Florida Man Attacks Store Clerk

There are so many sexual innuendos in this, I don't know where to begin.  It's overwhelming. Lol  A man at a convenience store in Florida did more than just wave his stick around. He threw it at a store clerk!  - along with dozens of hot dogs.  The wiener wielding man was upset because she wouldn't sell him any beer (gee, I wonder why).  The natural course of action at this point of course was for him to grab the hot dogs in the nearby warmer and begin chucking them at her face, followed by a lone corn dog stick.  While this would have been far more action than I've seen in a long time, the store clerk was not appreciative. Here's the full story.